What is the worst thing your cat has done?

[MrJamie]

Years ago, Id left a pile of clothes in the corner of my bedroom and was enthralled in some online game or other when i heard a noise behind me, turned round after a few seconds to see the cat peeing on my clothes while looking at me and didnt move when i shouted at him just kept staring and peeing. :/

 

[AnythingButVanilla]

I've only had my cat for two weeks and she's not done anything too bad so far unless you count waking me at half five every morning and demanding to be fed. She looks like and acts like Simon's Cat and gives me a right telling off if I'm late home or don't give her enough attention.

 

[TVC]

My cat has never done anything wrong, she's perfect.

As far as she is concerned anyway.


Several carpets in my house have a different opinion.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

I had just finished laying a new carpet, the wee horror promptly peed on it!
The funniest thing, though, was when I had just cleaned my oven, turn my back a minute, cat has jumped in it

 

[coffeejo]

My cat (who lives with the ex) is now banned from the kitchen during meal times because he developed the tactic of leaping up, hooking whatever meat was on the plate and legging it with his prize.

 

[Cletus Van Damme]

My black cat often pisses outside the litter tray. My ginger tabby when he was younger would kill anything, but worst during the nesting season I have came home on several different occasions to find a live baby Black Bird with all it's tail feathers ripped out and still alive. The cat just used to play with them. I was too soft to put them out of their misery and often took them to the vets to let them deal with them. He is too old for that now which is good as I hated it. Ideally I would of liked one cat that is mixture of both personality traits as the floor pisser never killed anything and the ginger one never made a mess (except bird feathers and intestines) and is so friendly.

 

[Archie_tect]

With your luck one cat would have the bad traits from both

 

[rusky]

Last night I was woken by the sound of a tortured frog, the night before was a blackbird.

My old cat once jumped on my laptop, slipped & ripped a load of keys off!

 

[coffeejo]

Many moons ago, an ex's cat attacked me while the ex and I were, you know, busy...

 

[Archie_tect]

Our old cat twice dragged a live rabbit [not the same one] backwards through 2 cat flaps then got bored, leaving them in the kitchen too traumatised to move.

 

[RaRa]

One of our two cats puked in the bed and then kindly pulled the covers over it. The OH got in without realising and rolled around in it for a while before he located the smell - very gross!

 

[rusky]

Our old cat twice dragged a live rabbit [not the same one] backwards through 2 cat flaps then got bored, leaving them in the kitchen too traumatised to move.

My old cat did that once but let it loose in the bedroom. It was during the foot & mouth scare too So difficult to release it into the wild!

 

[fossyant]

Last night I was woken by the sound of a tortured frog, the night before was a blackbird.

My old cat once jumped on my laptop, slipped & ripped a load of keys off!

Frogs make a right racket when threatened.

 

[Archie_tect]

Ah, those EU farming subsidies!

 

[potsy]

My cat got bitten by a squirrel and had to have stitches and be kept indoors.
Being used to the great outdoors he had no real experience of litter trays but had to use one,he wasn't impressed so held it in for 3 days.
Back to vets who gave him an injection, 2 minutes later back in the car and let's just say he 'let loose'