Mines a slither of English, just enough to give a kick.
French seeded mustard...yuk. I brought a sandwich once with it in, out of desperation,nothing else in the machine

. Eughhh, I immediately started picking out the mass of seeds, tried again, eughhh, scraped out as much mustard as I could, tried again, eughhh, threw the whole lot away. Never again.
English for me, supermarkets brand or Colemans etc al, not that bothered, just like a bit of a kick in it.