Older guy near me, must be well into his sixties and retired, who parks up his car in same place in a lay by, and goes out for a run on a tasty Italian steed, Cervelo I think. Kudos, hopefully I'll keep it going for another 20 odd years.
Oh and roadies who fly past me on hills, as I am the 17 stone anti-Pantani

who then get a bit twitchy as I catch them on the flat afterwards...joyous