What meat (or meat substitute) best describes you?

[steveindenmark]

A bit of a porker at the moment. 😁

 

[Randomnerd]

A questionable quality sausage.

Think you’re underselling yourself there, @Salty seadog, but thanks for the insight

 

[Randomnerd]

Prime rump steak.

You'd have been disappointed if I'd said anything else.

This will be fodder for the libtardicians @Drago, but thanks for the swift reply. How would you like that cooked, sir?

 

[Randomnerd]

Giblets....

Right. I see. No mirth here, it seems @PeteXXX. Fine gravy though. From which beast?

 

[Randomnerd]

Tripe

Apparently i offal too much

Oh dear @Ridgeway. Never mind.

 

[Brandane]

Prime rump steak.

Lean and bit tasteless ?

I was thinking more along the lines of an ar5e!

 

[PeteXXX]

Right. I see. No mirth here, it seems @PeteXXX. Fine gravy though. From which beast?

Bovine 🐮

 

[Randomnerd]

Jugged hare.

Once ate this dish @Moon bunny, but I can’t say I was that impressed. What quality does the hare mirror in your good self? Feel free not to tell the agog assembly.

 

[Salty seadog]

This will be fodder for the libtardicians @Drago, but thanks for the swift reply. How would you like that cooked, sir?

Red raw of I know Bernard.

 

[Randomnerd]

Cow heel. Ox tail. Tripe. Hurst. Lamb's heart. Pig's trotters. Brawn(that's the posh name for brains). Chitterlings( that's the posh name for some bits whose mention will bring a ban!)
Arabs eat sheep's eyes but I've never tried them.

All manner of innards then. Am I hearing the Hovis ad music, @Darius_Jedburgh? Interesting that you allude to “Arabs” and eyeballs. Anything you want to get off your greasy chest?

 

[Reynard]

A nice, curvaceous, well-padded duck.

I am a bit quackers, you see...

 

[Randomnerd]

Tongue....

Yes. Spot on. I would have had you down for tongue Fabbers. You win a prize.

 

[Randomnerd]

Parsons nose.

Are you a person of the cloth?

 

[Randomnerd]

Oh dear.

Seconded. @raleighnut, please. Must you?

 

[Randomnerd]

Gammon, by all accounts.

Ah, but read the question @shep. This is your chance to be the meat of your choice. Time to stand up and be the meat you mean to be, not the meat they say you are. Or are you gammon? You can have gammon if you want. I’ll put you down as gammon until I hear different. Spreadsheets are meant for changing.