What meat (or meat substitute) best describes you?

[Randomnerd]

Who's going to say Phesant, because they're a 'game bird?'

I shall put my tin hat on and retreat to my bunker. 😊

Tin hat and a decent dictionary, @stephec. Or some new specs. Anyhow, almost-mirth is better than no mirth at all in my book. Well tried. Hope that bunker has heat and light.

 

[Randomnerd]

Rillettes de canard.

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Gruesome but no doubt wholesome @slowmotion. Are you bilingual?

 

[Chris S]

A veggie banger.

 

[Randomnerd]

A veggie banger.

Yes indeed you are @Chris S. Tell us more and paint the picture: Heck; Linda Mc; Richmond?

 

[slowmotion]

Gruesome but no doubt wholesome @slowmotion. Are you bilingual?

It's the stuff of cardiologists' nightmares, but I like it. My French is extremely ropey but I can order a beer and I know the French word for chicken house.

 

[craigwend]

Quorn Long Pig

 

[postman]

Gammon, by all accounts.

No No common they said.

 

[postman]

Tripe I talk a lot of it and th e jokes are the same.

 

[Randomnerd]

It's the stuff of cardiologists nightmares, but I like it. My French is extremely ropey but I can order a beer and I know the French word for chicken house.

Always good to be hydrated when abroad. Just so long as you know when un oeuf is un oeuf.

 

[Randomnerd]

Quorn Long Pig

I’m loathe ever to resort to my search engine for help, so maybe you could elucidate @craigwend. But thank you in advance. I’m sure it says much about you?

 

[Randomnerd]

Tripe I talk a lot of it and th e jokes are the same.

Spot on @postman. Splash of vinegar or poached in milk? I like mine lightly seared in sesame oil and tossed in the swing bin.

 

[craigwend]

I’m loathe ever to resort to my search engine for help, so maybe you could elucidate @craigwend. But thank you in advance. I’m sure it says much about you?

Quorn (meat substitute / veggie micro protein) Long Pig (cannibal description for human meat, or something that...)

 

[Chris S]

A veggie banger.

Yes indeed you are @Chris S. Tell us more and paint the picture: Heck; Linda Mc; Richmond?

It would have to be the cow with wings

 

[Jenkins]

Rocky Mountain Oysters

 

[Drago]

Pollock.