What meat (or meat substitute) best describes you?

[lane]

Human

 

[Randomnerd]

A bit of a porker at the moment. 😁

Gotcha @steveindenmark. Few too many mince pies? You’ll soon have that lot off when the nights get lighter.

 

[FishFright]

I'd love to claim that I'm the sir in the sirloin but more likely a bit of scrag end.

 

[Beebo]

Are you a person of the cloth?

I’ve been known to touch the cloth.

 

[Randomnerd]

A nice, curvaceous, well-padded duck.

I am a bit quackers, you see...

Nice play on words there @Reynard. Had put you squarely in the fox box, obvs, but thanks for the enlightenment. Not quite hitting the mirth button for me, but trying is right next to winning, right? 🤨

 

[Randomnerd]

I'd love to claim that I'm the sir in the sirloin but more likely a bit of scrag end.

You say so much in so few syllables @FishFright. Poetry.

 

[Deleted User]

Ah, but read the question @shep. This is your chance to be the meat of your choice. Time to stand up and be the meat you mean to be, not the meat they say you are. Or are you gammon? You can have gammon if you want. I’ll put you down as gammon until I hear different. Spreadsheets are meant for changing.

I rather like a bit of Gammon, egg and pineopple.

 

[Randomnerd]

Human

Brilliant. I’m loving your work @lane

 

[Reynard]

Nice play on words there @Reynard. Had put you squarely in the fox box, obvs, but thanks for the enlightenment. Not quite hitting the mirth button for me, but trying is right next to winning, right? 🤨

Well, I'm a Babylon 5 fan, so this is kind of apt...

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ66wHRhe2U

 

[flake99please]

A can of corned beef. A little corny, a little beefy, and difficult to open up.

 

[Drago]

This will be fodder for the libtardicians @Drago, but thanks for the swift reply. How would you like that cooked, sir?

Medium-rare.

 

[stephec]

Who's going to say Phesant, because they're a 'game bird?'

I shall put my tin hat on and retreat to my bunker. 😊

 

[slowmotion]

Rillettes de canard.

 

[Notafettler]

Who's going to say Phesant, because they're a 'game bird?'

I shall put my tin hat on and retreat to my bunker. 😊

"pheasant" with an extra a
because dog keeps "finding them" and bringing them to me......must be telling me something?

 

[Randomnerd]

A can of corned beef. A little corny, a little beefy, and difficult to open up.

Excellent work @flake99please. Give yourself the afternoon off tomorrow.