Seems real to me!
I was thinking more along the lines of my seizing of any opportunity to escape my own reality for a bit by ranting into the ether

Seems real to me!

I'm not scoffing, I'm just saying how I feel. I suspect I might go down electric bike in future as an assist on hills if the time comes I struggle.
Hopefully be a long time yet.
Surely if you couldn't walk then it's likely to be more of a mobility scooter than bike but anyway.
No reason you will not be able to continue cycling in your 80s, if you keep active and look after yourself.
…. what kind of cyclist am I?
The sort who sees a hill and gets off and walks up it, so “a lazy one”.😉
Hills have gone from “a challenge that I must accept, or consider myself a wimp” to “an opportunity to enjoy the view”…
What you see with many cyclists is that they go easy on the flats then hammer the hills.
What you see with many cyclists is that they go easy on the flats then hammer the hills. The latter especially if they see another cyclist already going up the hill. Almost as if it an affront to go slower uphill, or even to be caught uphill or not to catch uphill. The idea of changing down the gears and keeping the effort similar to flat is alien to them.
I'm the sort who sees a hill and cycles down it, even if it's taking me the wrong way…. what kind of cyclist am I?
The sort who sees a hill and gets off and walks up it, so “a lazy one”.😉