What the first thing you'd do with a time machine (wrong answers only)?

[Jenkins]

I'd go back to the mid 2000s and give the BMW executives that signed off the X6 a bloody good slap.

 

[stephec]

Go back and shoot whoever it was at the BBC that commissioned Mrs Brown's Boys, before they had the chance to commission it obviously.

 

[Anthony-C]

Choose art instead of home economics as one of my mandatory choices in the third year of high school, then in the fourth year my teacher would've been Miss Wantling, the new student teacher who caused a big commotion amongst all the young lads, and probably most of the male teachers as well.

I _did_ choose French A-level and Oh God those lessons were, erm, hard to get through. My time machine's on Loop Forever.

 

[KuroSan]

I'd go and put an iPhone in Tutankhamun's tomb just to mess with archaeologists heads...

 

[Drago]

Can we take anything back with us?

Itd be quite funny to take a crate full of Stingers or a couple of F22's back to Pearl Harbour.

Or sneak into Hitlers bunker and steal the rounds from his Luger.

Or maybe arrive in the trenches of WWI with a van load of SADMs.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Can we take anything back with us?

No, you have to go back naked, like in Terminator. So I think go back naked to 1984 would be the deal.

“I need your clothes your boots and your motorcycle”

 

[DCLane]

No, you have to go back naked, like in Terminator. So I think go back naked to 1984 would be the deal.

“I need your clothes your boots and your motorcycle”

I am not going back to 1983 and being naked in Mrs Hobbs' Home Economics class

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I am not going back to 1983 and being naked in Mrs Hobbs' Home Economics class

Are you aware you shared your dream out loud? 🫪

 

[Moon bunny]

Well, if I have to be naked, I would go back and streak at Queen Victoria’s funeral, then back into the machine and streak at all the coronations since: it would become a tradition, like Zadok the Priest.

 

[mustang1]

Tell me SO, "Told you so."

 

[Speicher]

I'd go back to find out who

'Alice, Alice, who the f**k is Alice?'

Was

I thought she lived next door? Or was it Australia?

 

[Aescott]

Id go and see Status Quo live on their 1972/73 "Piledriver" tour.

It says 'stupid' uses.

 

[steveindenmark]

Travel forward and find my death date.

 

[MontyVeda]

First I'd travel forward a few months to see if my Trump Mobile has been delivered yet.
Then I'd travel forward a few more months to see if my Trump Mobile has been delivered yet.
After that I'd probably travel forward maybe a year, to see if my Trump Mobile has been delivered yet.
...and so on.

 

[classic33]

Go back to Cartmel in 1989 and stop myself putting the bet on that surefire horse*. Also have a few words with the idiot that suggested it.
Save a few quid at least.


*It died as it tried to clear the first jump, landing on top of the jump.