What women look for in a man

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Speicher, 7 Mar 2008.

  1. Speicher

    Speicher Vice Admiral Moderator

    Women look for many things in a man

    A woman needs a man who can make her laugh. He does not embarrass her when they are out with friends. He also enjoys a quiet evening in.

    A woman needs a man who has a sense of adventure, and likes trying different things. He realises that she might not be as good a cyclist as he is.

    A woman needs a man who can share in the household tasks. He knows how to load and unload the dishwasher, washing machine, tumble drier etc. He also knows how to steer a vacuum cleaner, and using a duster does not infringe on his masculinity.

    A woman needs a man who is sympathetic and understanding. He remembers her birthday and buys presents for her that shows thoughfulness.

    The problem the woman faces is trying to make sure that the four men do not meet each other. :blush:
  2. LordoftheTeapot

    LordoftheTeapot Veteran

  3. tdr1nka

    tdr1nka Taking the biscuit

  4. LordoftheTeapot

    LordoftheTeapot Veteran

  5. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    A large bank balance/penis combination should do it.
  6. 4F

    4F Active member of Helmets Are Sh*t Lobby

    What are these strange things with funny sounding names you talk of ?
  7. wafflycat

    wafflycat New Member

    middle of Norfolk
    I'm pretty much married to him. He's great in all departments apart from vaccuum cleaning... so I can put up with that :biggrin:
  8. Crackle

    Crackle Pah

    dishwasher - good for cleaning small parts prior to re-assembly
    washing machine - for your shirts and shorts of course
    tumble drier - see above
    vacuum cleaner - gets the heavy dried mud off your mtn bike tyres
    duster - for polishing wheel rims

    I mean, duh!
  9. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Moderator

    i avoid putting lycra stuff in the tumble drier, and the wife is instructed accordingly :biggrin:
  10. LordoftheTeapot

    LordoftheTeapot Veteran

  11. trustysteed

    trustysteed Guest

    wax on, whacks off. :biggrin:
  12. OP

    Speicher Vice Admiral Moderator

    I thought you were hiding under the desk with your bike helmet on?
  13. trustysteed

    trustysteed Guest

    i didn't say what it was on!
  14. OP

    Speicher Vice Admiral Moderator

    Your helmet is on the desk, and you are under the desk? :biggrin:
  15. trustysteed

    trustysteed Guest

    no, it's protecting certain parts of my anatmoy from retribution! :biggrin:
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