What's the naughtiest thing you have ever done?

[Beebo]

i don't want to hear about anything illegal, just naughty.

Let's see if we can beat the extremely low bar of running through a wheat field.

I will get you started by admitting that I once wee'd off a footbridge over the M25.

 

[Bazzer]

Swore one time. Or it might have been twice on the same occasion.

 

[Tiger10]

Lightweights. i took my dads ford zephyr for a spin down the drive after he went shopping, unfortunately he forgot something and returned. My high speed reversing was not yet perfected and i came off the road.

 

[gavroche]

I set my parent's bed on fire by looking for a toy car under it with a lit match. I was about 10 years old then.

 

[Smokin Joe]

I put some salad cream in a condom, smeared the outside with brown sauce and slipped it into a mate's pocket on his stag night after we got him legless.

 

[smutchin]

I once accidentally stole some garlic from Asda, worth about 60p. Didn't realise until I'd left the store and saw I'd neglected to take it out of the trolley at the checkout.

 

[rich p]

I once accidentally stole some garlic from Asda, worth about 60p. Didn't realise until I'd left the store and saw I'd neglected to take it out of the trolley at the checkout.

I did the same thing with a 99p hose connector at B&Q a couple of weeks ago. I'm wracked with guilt.

 

[pplpilot]

I once failed to wave/nod at another cyclist.

Then there was the time I washed my denim shirt and jeans with fabric conditioner then went out wearing them both together.

 

[Drago]

Some of us from A Coy were used as the hunter force on one particular E and E course. When we caught one of the runners we may have gone slightly, just a teensy bit you understand, over the top in torturing information out of him...

 

[Smokin Joe]

I once failed to wave/nod at another cyclist.

You must be utterly shameless to admit to something like that.

I'm absolutely disgusted.

 

[stephec]

Some of us from A Coy were used as the hunter force on one particular E and E course. When we caught one of the runners we may have gone slightly, just a teensy bit you understand, over the top in torturing information out of him...

You are Lewis Collins AICMFP.

 

[biggs682]

I once failed to wave/nod at another cyclist.

You call yourself a cyclist

I once chased Theresa May into cornfield thankfully I woke up before anything happened

 

[ianrauk]

I set my parent's bed on fire by looking for a toy car under it with a lit match. I was about 10 years old then.

I did similar, but was my older brothers bed, with him in it at the time.

I think it was a couple of weeks before I asked my little brother to hold a piece of paper in his hands whilst I chopped it with a knife near severing two of his fingers.

 

[Dayvo]

Me and my mates put my (three years younger) brother in a tractor tyre and rolled him down a short hill. He 'almost' agreed to 'volunteer' but I think he wanted to impress his older brother. He was about 10 at the time.

He's a LOT bigger than me now, so I don't feel the need to remind him about it.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

I did the same thing with a 99p hose connector at B&Q a couple of weeks ago. I'm wracked with guilt.

I used a self serve scanner thing at a supermarket a few years ago, it was a decent sized trolley and included six multi-pack beers held together with those plastic things that swans seem to like sticking their heads into. I wasn't really paying attention when paying by card, and it wasn't til I got home that I looked at the receipt and realised that only one of the cans for each 6-pack had recorded as a sale, so I got 36 cans for the price of 6.

I'd had a few glasses of wine by that time so thought "f*ck it"