What's the naughtiest thing you have ever done?

[Dayvo]

I used a self serve scanner thing at a supermarket a few years ago, it was a decent sized trolley and included six multi-pack beers held together with those plastic things that swans seem to like sticking their heads into. I wasn't really paying attention when paying by card, and it wasn't til I got home that I looked at the receipt and realised that only one of the cans for each 6-pack had recorded as a sale, so I got 36 cans for the price of 6.

I'd had a few glasses of wine by that time so thought "f*ck it"

And you've NEVER tried the same trick again, eh!

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

And you've NEVER tried the same trick again, eh!

Funnily enough...

 

[ayceejay]

A female friend asked me to teach her to drive and I tried I really did. Unknown to me she applied for a test and it came through for the following week, there was no way she was ready. The day of the test came and I told her to wear a really short skirt and no bra, "when he gets in the car" I said " reach over him to check that the door is closed properly". She did she passed.
A week later she smashed her car.

 

[Tin Pot]

i don't want to hear about anything illegal, just naughty.

Let's see if we can beat the extremely low bar of running through a wheat field.

I will get you started by admitting that I once wee'd off a footbridge over the M25.

...This is a family friendly website.

 

[nickyboy]

Funnily enough...

You are Anthony Worral Thompson AICMFP

 

[Beebo]

You are Anthony Worral Thompson AICMFP

Or Richard Madeley

 

[User33236]

Accidentally killed the family cat!

Was about 5 or 6 years old and was searching for Christmas presents when a rather heavy box I have precariously positioned to look behind fell from the top of the wardrobe striking the unfortunate animal, sleeping below, square on the head.

 

[MontyVeda]

Me and mate had a pub lunch one afternoon and driving out of the car park, he thanked me for buying his lunch. I thought he'd paid. Turned out neither of us had.

 

[Moodyman]

As a kid, I once peed in the kitchen sink because the bathroom was busy.

I used to feel really guilty when I saw my mum wash the veg in the sink.

 

[Hitchington]

I did a big piss through the letter box of the local Conservative Club. It felt amazing.

 

[Welsh wheels]

As a 6-year old kid, I told my very traditional relatives that my Dad liked to wear my mum's dresses around the house. Which wasn't true. My dad couldn't look my relatives in the eye for ages after that.

 

[roadrash]

I once failed to wave/nod at another cyclist.

Then there was the time I washed my denim shirt and jeans with fabric conditioner then went out wearing them both together.

if only you had then gone out to buy a large pot plant, or ordered a pizza with hot dog stuffed crusts

 

[slowmotion]

I used to make powerful bombs when it was still faintly legal to do so.

 

[Roadhump]

I bought a new bike last weekend but haven't told my wife yet as she keeps saying I don't need any more than the 3 she already knows about and that we need the money for other things. I am living with the guilty knowledge hanging over me, and worry about the day she discovers it when she goes into the garage to get her gardening tools.

 

[Dayvo]

I bought a new bike last weekend but haven't told my wife yet as she keeps saying I don't need any more than the 3 she already knows about and that we need the money for other things. I am living with the guilty knowledge hanging over me, and worry about the day she discovers it when she goes into the garage to get her gardening tools.

How many does she need, FFS!