downfader
extimus uero philosophus
- Location
- 'ampsheeeer
It seems that my workplace has begun this practice now. Instead of actually increasing cycle parking they've ignored pleas for stands and have instead instructed security to go around all the railings and fences and put warning signs up. To the effect of "This bike is illegally parked, if found here again it will be D-Locked in place and a fee of £35 for removal will be required" (paraphrased)
So my workmate gets out after a shift and finds one of these signs on his bike. He hasnt the money to remove a clamp, and his job may be going soon too so money is a real issue anyway. No choice the next day but to chain it up in the same spot (no spaces left, the usual 2-bikes-to-a-stand situation). When he returned, sure enough there is an extra lock on his bike.
Well he wasnt having this. Our workplace is already screwing people out of money and jobs so he phones his mate. Together they used a 4 foot cropper to cut the lock off and he's kept both the lock and the sign as a souvineer. (sp?
)
I found that quite funny tbh. The lock cost them £25 so they would have made £10 profit off him had he paid up.
So my workmate gets out after a shift and finds one of these signs on his bike. He hasnt the money to remove a clamp, and his job may be going soon too so money is a real issue anyway. No choice the next day but to chain it up in the same spot (no spaces left, the usual 2-bikes-to-a-stand situation). When he returned, sure enough there is an extra lock on his bike.
Well he wasnt having this. Our workplace is already screwing people out of money and jobs so he phones his mate. Together they used a 4 foot cropper to cut the lock off and he's kept both the lock and the sign as a souvineer. (sp?

I found that quite funny tbh. The lock cost them £25 so they would have made £10 profit off him had he paid up.
