I came off my bike (clipless moment) and my leg was bleeding quite a lot (and it hurt). When I got home my wife looked at it and asked "where were you when it happened" and without thinking I replied.................."on my ar**e in the middle of the road".
Ah well-it seemed funny at the time
Ah well-it seemed funny at the time


The second time i fell off i was climbing a steep road on a hot day. I must have lost concentration, i wobbled then fell into the ditch at the side of the road!