Which do you prefer .....

[ufkacbln]

Custard Creams are nasty, vile, yellow tinged satan spawns.

... and they are dangerous

Research quoted here suggests that there have been serious accidents. They used accident reports to evaluate the danger of each biscuit and came up with a "Biscuit Injury Threat Evaluation" (BITE) and Custard Creams were the most dangerous.

Here's the full biscuit risk rating listing:

* Custard Cream: 5.64
* Cookie: 4.34
* Choc Biscuit Bar: 4.12
* Wafer: 3.74
* Rich Tea: 3.45
* Bourbon: 3.44
* Oat Biscuit: 3.31
* Digestive: 3.14
* Ginger Nut: 2.99
* Shortbread: 2.90
* Caramel Shortcake: 2.76
* Nice Biscuit: 2.27
* Iced Biscuits/Party Rings: 2.16
* Chocolate Finger: 1.38
* Jaffa Cakes: 1.16

 

[bauldbairn]

Bourbons for me - everytime.

 

[Fnaar]

Though I am a lover of the biscuit, and generally an open-minded sort of chap, and being easily able to dispatch most of a packet of chocolate digestives during a morning at my desk, even I have to draw the line at the Oreo. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! BU99ER OFF BACK TO THE USA, YOU FAKE!!!

 

[shouldbeinbed]

jaffa cakes and fig rolls - Tesco cheapy ones of both are the nicest. I like to leave the JC's out for a while so that the sponge dries out a bit and you get a nice subtle crunchiness to compliment the orangey gel.

Custard Creams are lovely too but 25% fat puts me off a bit.

 

[bauldbairn]

I have to draw the line at the Oreo. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! BU99ER OFF BACK TO THE USA, YOU FAKE!!!

I kind of agree(weirdly salty), but I did find the mini-ones(in a tub) strangley addictive - in a Pringles "once you pop you just can't stop" way.

 

[TheDoctor]

But Pringles are flavoured with crystal meth and crack cocaine.
That's why you *have* to eat the whole tube in one go.
This may contain traces of lie.

 

[bauldbairn]

But Pringles are flavoured with crystal meth and crack cocaine.
That's why you *have* to eat the whole tube in one go.
This may contain traces of lie.

Maybe....or they add the same addictive chemical that Colonel Saunders adds to Kentucky Fried Chicken "to make you crave it fortnightly." -


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPMS6tGOACo

 

[biggs682]

it has to be timmys as my favourite sorry i mean plain digestives

 

[Crankarm]

I bought a large try of Teatime biscuits yesterday, which has now been broken into. Two custard creams eaten straightaway. Now looking at having a Bourbon or two .

 

[bauldbairn]

Now looking at having a Bourbon or two .

.....or three, or four, or five!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Did some one say biscuits? Scrompf Scrompf

That's 2 KitKats gone.

Oh - and the poll? I voted for both

 

[bauldbairn]

Did some one say biscuits? Scrompf Scrompf

That's 2 KitKats gone.

Hey! 26 X 25, have you tried the new "Easter Edition" KitKats........mmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!

Or even better are the "Malteaster Bunny's" by Malteser's - wrapper say's "No Malteser's were hurt in the making of this Bunny" -

 

[Fnaar]

Maybe....or they add the same addictive chemical that Colonel Saunders adds to Kentucky Fried Chicken

Umami?

 

[Watt-O]

Custard creams are bland, bourband were a favourite as a kid. Split the biscuit and chew the choccy cream off! Garibaldis were my favs. Think I'll nip out to Waitrose.......