That explains your 'holier than thou' stance I guess.
What I don't understand is why you appear to be dead against some of the key points highlighted here:
	
Angelfishsolo, on 06 July 2011 - 08:19:35, said:
The primary legislation which makes cycling on a footway an offence is 
section 72 of the 1835 Highways Act,    this  provides that a person shall be guilty of an offence if he   “shall  wilfully ride upon any footpath or causeway by the side of any   road  made or set apart for the use or accommodation of foot-passengers   or  shall wilfully lead or drive any carriage of any description upon   any  such footpath or causeway.”
Section 85 of the Local Government Act 1888 extended the definition of “carriage” to include “bicycles, tricycles, velocipedes and other similar machines.”
The object of 
Section 72 Highways Act 1835 was   intended not  to protect all footpaths, but only footpaths or causeways   by the side  of a road, and that this is still the case has been ruled  in  the high  court. The legislation makes no exceptions for small  wheeled  or  children’s cycles, so even a child riding on a footway is  breaking  the  law. However, if they are under the age of criminal  responsibility  they  cannot, of course, face prosecution. 
See below.
On 1st August 1999, new legislation came into force to  allow a fixed   penalty notice to be served on anyone who is guilty of  cycling on a   footway. 
However the Home Office issued guidance on how the  new   legislation should be applied, indicating that they should only be  used   where a cyclist is riding in a manner that may endanger others. The   then Home Office Minister Paul Boateng issued a letter stating that:
“The introduction of the fixed penalty is not aimed  at   responsible cyclists who sometimes feel obliged to use the  pavement out   of fear of traffic and who show consideration to other  pavement users   when doing so. Chief police officers, who are  responsible for   enforcement, acknowledge that many cyclists,  particularly children and   young people, are afraid to cycle on the  road, sensitivity and careful   use of police discretion is required.”
Almost identical advice has since been issued by the  Home Office  with  regards the use of fixed penalty notices by ‘Community  Support   Officers’ and wardens.
“CSOs and accredited persons will be accountable in   the same way  as police officers.  They will be under the direction and   control of  the chief officer, supervised on a daily basis by the local   community  beat officer and will be subject to the same police  complaints  system.  The Government have included provision in the Anti  Social  Behaviour  Bill to enable CSOs and accredited persons to stop  those  cycling  irresponsibly on the pavement in order to issue a fixed  penalty  notice.
I should stress that the issue is about  inconsiderate  cycling on  the pavements.  The new provisions are not  aimed at  responsible  cyclists who sometimes feel obliged to use the  pavement  out of fear of  the traffic, and who show consideration to other  road  users when doing  so. Chief officers recognise that the fixed  penalty  needs to be used  with a considerable degree of discretion and it   cannot be issued to  anyone under the age of 16. (Letter to Mr H. Peel  from John Crozier of  The Home Office, reference  T5080/4, 23 February   2004)