Who has the most friends on here?

[ComedyPilot]

Loner, i got 9

Loner, I got 10:?:

 

[Auntie Helen]

But have now got a massive 10!!!!!

You think I'm massive?

 

[Joe24]

Loner, I got 10:?:

So have i now

 

[hackbike 666]

I've got no friends no here or out in the real world
my mum once told me that your best friend is your wallet, couldn't see why as there is nothing in it

I checked.

I've still got 5,im such a loser I even added an old name.

 

[MacB]

I've got 467, is that a lot?

 

[punkypossum]

I've only got 12, but they are high quality!

 

[ComedyPilot]

You think I'm massive?

I really, really, REALLY am not very good at this am I?

 

[Speicher]

I really, really, REALLY am not very good at this am I?

No you aren't are you. I know your sort - people ask to be your friend and you ignore them.

 

[ComedyPilot]

No you aren't are you. I know your sort - people ask to be your friend and you ignore them.

Damn, not another upset woman!!!!!!



I'm going to hide in my wardrobe with a copy of Playboy and a length of clothes line.

 

[hackbike 666]

Damn, not another upset woman!!!!!!



I'm going to hide in my wardrobe with a copy of Playboy and a length of clothes line.

Fnar Fnar.

 

[ComedyPilot]

As a word of explanation, I haven't spent the last 2 hours on here ignoring women, I've been cooking a Carribean Chicken and Sweet Potato Curry, and dinner is served in 15 minutes.

 

[Speicher]

That's very kind of you, but I do not think I can get to Yorkshire in fifteen minutes, can you keep it hot for me?

 

[ComedyPilot]

That's very kind of you, but I do not think I can get to Yorkshire in fifteen minutes, can you keep it hot for me?

Me?



or the curry?

 

[Speicher]

The curry

 

[ComedyPilot]

I'm going to ask Fleabay for a refund on the book I bought last week:

'Flirting made easy'