Who walks round their house naked?

[Fab Foodie]

Yep, often wander round the house naked. Every morning go down to get my cuppa naked... we have no curtains or blinds in the Kitchen

A cautionary tale:

When we were first married, we lived in a flat which was the upstairs of an old Edwardian house with big bay windows. This was situated opposite the entrance to the Royal Marsden Hospital in Sutton, so we were not over looked. Wandering around naked was fine. One Sunday morning I crawled out of bed, made a cuppa for me and the Mrs and went into the living room (with the big windows) to put on some music. The stereo was on a low unit in the corner of the room opposite the window, as I bent over (still naked) to put a record on, I had that strange feeling I was being watched... I turned around to see a double-decker bus stopped right outside with a fullish top deck... cue rapid exit!

 

[Lisa21]

I do it all the time!

I love to get nude and squish my cock and balls against the window while staring at passers by and giving them the finger if they look at me.

If it's hot and the window's open, I'll shout, "what the f*ck are you looking at?".

Is it just me or can anyone else now not get that picture out of their head?!!!

 

[Speicher]

Is it just me or can anyone else now not get that picture out of their head?!!!

I keep getting the same expression going round my head. That the people in the street might reply -

"We know you might be a little bit odd, but now we can see your nuts!"

 

[Campfire]

My neighbour's son's ex girlfriend apparently used to have a bath in her underclothes!

 

[Campfire]

And, forgot to say, she was drop dead gorgeous, a real raven haired beauty, hair down to her waist. My husband used to always be looking out of the window when she was around. His opinion of her changed once though when she backed her car out of their drive after a row with the boyfriend and collided with his van, shoving it down the road about 10 ft!

 

[Dayvo]

Is it just me or can anyone else now not get that picture out of their head?!!!

Too right! And I'm still breaking into fits of laughter at the image!

Also I had a mate I worked with on building sites, and it's just the kind of thing he'd do!

That's got to be THE post of all posts!

 

[sheddy]

reminded me of Doddy - what a beautiful day for sticking a cucumber through someones letterbox and shouting ‘Help, help, the martians have landed !’

 

[vbc]

I occasionally walk around the house naked at night...but with the lights off.

However, the woman across the road................

 

[Speicher]

I was in the garden shed once, I was wearing my dressing gown, and with the man from the water board, who was looking for a man hole cover!

 

[ComedyPilot]

I was in the garden shed once, I was wearing my dressing gown, and with the man from the water board, who was looking for a man hole cover!

This post has got to be post of the year in the category, "Post most likely to be open to innuendo"

 

[Speicher]

There is a perfectly good explanation tho!

 

[TVC]

There is a perfectly good explanation tho!

That's what they all say

 

[mr_cellophane]

And, forgot to say, she was drop dead gorgeous, a real raven haired beauty, hair down to her waist. My husband used to always be looking out of the window when she was around.

Probably why she took to bathing in her underwear.

 

[fossyant]

Tend not to...we have a 7 ft by 4 ft arch window right in front of the stairs/landing.... has curtains like... and the kitchen has no curtains, and is visible to the neighbours.....

Might frighten too many folk.....

 

[mr_cellophane]

And how many of you would stay at this hotel ?

It is Drakes Hotel in Brighton, for those interested.