Who's ever been to prison? I have and I'm going again.

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PaulB

Legendary Member
Location
Colne
I've been to Walton Jail in Liverpool several times and Strangeways in Manchester twice - all in a professional capacity - and I received a visitation order yesterday to go and see a friend of mine currently 'out of circulation' and it reminded me of how grim these places are. This VO is for a prison/YOI I've never been to before so I'll be going with mixed feelings.

Anyone else on here ever been 'banged up' or socialising with those 'banged up'?
 

EltonFrog

Legendary Member
I’m a part time tour guide at Oxford Castle and Prison.
 

Saluki

World class procrastinator
Visited a friend’s husband with her once. She had no car so she put me on the VO so that I could take her. I took her a few times but stayed in the car, with a book, after the first time. Way too depressing for me.
 

PeteXXX

Cake or ice cream? The choice is endless ...
Location
Hamtun
I've never been incarcerated, but have visited a friend in Holloway prison (and then Southend open prison once she was sentenced).
The sound of the doors slamming and clanging shut behind me was bad enough even knowing I was only there for an hour!
This was over 30 years ago. I don't know if it's still the same, but it was grim!
 

Joey Shabadoo

My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
Did a theatre tour once that included a prison. That awkward moment when the lights went down, the audience went quiet, the music started up and the opening line -

"Don't sit there alone in your room every day, life is a cabaret"
 

gavgav

Guru
I’ve visited 2 local prisons, in a professional capacity, on a number of occasions. Also one of them has now closed, but opened its doors as a tourist attraction and I went on one of the tours, which was very eye opening!
 

wheresthetorch

Dreaming of Celeste
Location
West Sussex
I was a probation officer for 19 years, so spent many an afternoon in a prison. Got locked in a few times when there was an alert, but the staff were always very helpful.

Some were very grim places - Stafford, the Dana, Winston Green. Others more pleasant in terms of the environment (Bullingdon, Blakenhurst) but still not somewhere I'd choose to stay too long.
 

13 rider

Guru
Location
leicester
Worked once in Leicester Prison a very strange experience had to be escorted and tools were checked in and out . Leicester Prison is an old Victorian building reminded me of the opening sequence of porridge . Very grim indeed
 

Drago

Legendary Member
I think prison would be great. Three square meals a day, Sky TV in my cell, endless leisure time, what's not to like??

There was a fly on the wall prison documentary the other night, and your description isn't far from the mark.

On the other hand, 3 square meals and something to keep them occupied isn't unreasonable. They shouldn't be holiday camps, but squalor and cruelty are too far off the scale for even a Republican like me.
 
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PaulB

PaulB

Legendary Member
Location
Colne
I’m a part time tour guide at Oxford Castle and Prison.
I forgot that one but we've stayed in the Malmaison in Oxford which of course is the prison building so you get to see the old-style cells and each hotel room features that cell's most 'celebrated' former inmate. I've stayed there twice, one inmate I can't remember but one was a Nazi spy held there before he was hanged. The hotel restaurant is on the site of what used to be the execution chamber.
 

Paulus

Started young, and still going.
Location
Barnet,
I visited Wakefield prison back in 1975 when I was 17, it was part of a scheme us apprentices were sent on for some some reason, as it had nothing at all to do with railways or management training. I remember the smell more than anything else. A cross between sewage and cleaning fluid. It was a grim place, very gloomy and claustrophobic.
 
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