Who's got the oldest, dirtiest, most disgraceful keyboard on CycleChat?

[swee'pea99]

Needless to say, I wouldn't be asking if I didn't think I was a certain winner.

And if that doesn't convince you...

Beat that if you can!

 

[Crackle]

I can't.

You're a filthy mutt.

 

[Markymark]

I see that the most worn letters are R O N P. I wonder what they could be used for?

 

[welsh dragon]

I wouldn't even touch that unless i was wearing a hasmatsuit.

 

[swee'pea99]

I can't.

You're a filthy mutt.

Don't beat about the bush, man - if you've something to say, speak out!

I see that the most worn letters are R O N P. I wonder what they could be used for?

I'm a devotee of the ancient oriental art of norp. Well spotted, BTW. (I'm very disappointed in the O - it's almost completely worn out, tho' the keyboard's not even 20 years old. Maybe I should see if I can get my money back...)

 

[jefmcg]

I'm a devotee of the ancient oriental art of norp.

Nice cover up, but clearly your password is PRON.

What that your father's first name?

 

[CanucksTraveller]

That really is disgusting. Even more worrying is that you appear to be proud enough of it to photograph it and show it to others!

 

[Tin Pot]

Who uses keyboards anyway?

 

[postman]

 

[Drago]

Good God above! I ought to chuck that in my wood burner!

 

[Beebo]

Who uses keyboards anyway?

Rick Wakeman?

 

[Crackle]

Is that a layer of dust behind the keyboard? A thick layer at that.

There's programmes on telly about people like you.

 

[swee'pea99]

Is that a layer of dust behind the keyboard? A thick layer at that.

There's programmes on telly about people like you.

'There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.'

Quentin Crisp​

 

[Bazzer]

Eeeww

 

[TheDoctor]

Around 1988, I worked for a company that refurbished electronics.
PC kit was so expensive then that I was paid to clean up keyboards, mostly from railway stations.
They'd stopped working because they were full of dust, dirt and general crap.
Easy job, actually. Photocopy the keyboard (really important!), pull all the keycaps off and drop into a bowl of hot water and fairy liquid, take the keyboard to bits, get all the plastic parts into the soapy water too, clean all the electronic bits up with isopropyl and a J-Cloth.
Make tea for everyone (including the MD).
Dry all the bits and put the keyboard back together. Do ten a week and it was really quite profitable.

I've never seen a keyboard as dirty as the OPs one.
You filthy disgusting person