Who's got the oldest, dirtiest, most disgraceful keyboard on CycleChat?

[swee'pea99]

It is, sometimes.

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I think this one beats yours, @swee'pea99


(OK, it's not mine, and it doesn't look as if it works, but I have played in some utterly filthy organ lofts.

When you can't tell the black keys from the white, I have to admit that is a class act.

 

[jefmcg]

I think this one beats yours, @swee'pea99

Yes, you're definitely pulling out all the stops.

 

[Mrs M]

Needless to say, I wouldn't be asking if I didn't think I was a certain winner.

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And if that doesn't convince you...

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Beat that if you can!

That is "pure minging" (by the way)

 

[mybike]

 

[Alan Frame]

 

[jefmcg]

 

[BrumJim]

Try this one:

I think I need help.

 

[Fnaar]

It is, sometimes.

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My keyboard isn't dirty in the physical sense, it just gives off an air of smut.
I think this one beats yours, @swee'pea99


(OK, it's not mine, and it doesn't look as if it works, but I have played in some utterly filthy organ lofts.

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Pretty sure I've seen organ stops like that at one of Miss Goodbody's musical soirees. Or perhaps I'm thinking of chapel coat pegs at one of the vicar's afternoon whist drives.

 

[Mugshot]

Needless to say, I wouldn't be asking if I didn't think I was a certain winner.

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Are they your legs under the desk, you're not sitting there naked too are you?

 

[swee'pea99]

Are they your legs under the desk, you're not sitting there naked too are you?

Seriously? You get dressed just to type? I knew there were some weirdos round here, but...

 

[MontyVeda]

I'm ashamed to admit that mine is currently in a similar state to the OP's... I do occasionally pull all the keys off and give 'em a wash in the sink, and give the board a good clean, but I haven't done that for a while. I think there's a sink under some junk in the kitchen.

Off topic but... How come new off-white keyboards are so hard to come by these days? They've become the Model T; any colour you like so long as it's black.

 

[swee'pea99]

off-white

'course there's off & there's off...

 

[jefmcg]

Off topic but... How come new off-white beige keyboards are so hard to come by these days?

FTFY

 

[MontyVeda]

FTFY

Mine could be beige, or it could be grime... it's hard to tell.