Why dont Brits know how to behave in a sauna?

[Dayvo]

LOL.

I can't stop laughing at the thought of some unsuspecting scandinavians walking into a sauna and sitting in a particle cloud of Dayvo's jizz.

As long as they (girls, that is; God forbid if it/any/some should find its way up a bloke's crack ) remain unfertilised!

 

[Tetedelacourse]

As long as they (girls, that is; God forbid if it/any/some should find its way up a bloke's crack ) remain unfertilised!

ending myself.

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

As long as they (girls, that is; God forbid if it/any/some should find its way up a bloke's crack ) remain unfertilised!

You could be the father of thousands of children.

 

[Kirstie]

Unlikely, unless the hot coals transformed his little swimmers into radioactive flying sperm with superhuman powers of flight, like you might get in dodgy japanese porn movies.

 

[Dayvo]

You could be the father of thousands of children.

Yep, that's all it needed; one careless, throw-away w@nk!
Didn't even have the pleasure of penetration.
In theory I could have been a virgin father to thousands!

 

[Dayvo]

like you get in dodgy japanese porn movies.

I see, so they're the kind of films you watch, eh Kirstie! Never seen one myself, but I've heard Scandinavian ones are pretty hot; esp. the one with the English bloke making an unknown appearance on a Danish Favourite Video clip!

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

Yep, that's all it needed; one careless, throw-away w@nk!
Didn't even have the pleasure of penetration.
In theory I could have been a virgin father to thousands!

So, that's why you're having to resort to hand shandies in the sauna.

 

[pw2389]

it's ridiculous, and probably unhealthy, to treat it like an endurance contest. It should be relaxing, and about enjoyment, not about 'how long you can do'.

Well, that's enough about your attitude to sex. What about people staying in saunas for protracted lengths of time?

 

[Kirstie]

I see, so they're the kind of films you watch, eh Kirstie! Never seen one myself, but I've heard Scandinavian ones are pretty hot; esp. the one with the English bloke making an unknown appearance on a Danish Favourite Video clip!

No I only saw a clip from one. It featured a xena warrior princess-like character giving a BJ to an evil military general type who had gigantic genitalia, to the point at which his testicles exploded. The special effects were straight out of bad taste. When you've seen one you've probably seen them all I guess.

 

[Fnaar]

No I only saw a clip from one. It featured a xena warrior princess-like character giving a BJ to an evil military general type who had gigantic genitalia, to the point at which his testicles exploded. The special effects were straight out of bad taste. When you've seen one you've probably seen them all I guess.

But doesn't everyone... oh never mind! ...Doctor!

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

No I only saw a clip from one. It featured a xena warrior princess-like character giving a BJ to an evil military general type who had gigantic genitalia, to the point at which his testicles exploded. The special effects were straight out of bad taste. When you've seen one you've probably seen them all I guess.

So, there's not much variation in the exploding testicles scenes then, Kirstie?

 

[Kirstie]

No I don't reckon...

 

[Jacomus-rides-Gen]

PMSL is all I have to say.

 

[laurence]

i've only been into a sauna so i could utter the Kramer line - "phewwwwww, it's like a sauna in here"

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