Wiggo Is Dead!! :(

[Mad Doug Biker]

...... Wiggo my Goldfish died this afternoon after suddenly becoming unwell yesterday. He was 5.
Quite honestly, I don't know why he died so suddenly, although I do have one or two suspicions.

Oh well, Lilo will now have the tank and food all to himself! (Originally one of 2 other fish we rescued from a School, 'Lilo and Stitch' - Stitch is now in a pond, but Lilo has never been healthy enough, which is strangely ironic. And yes, I know Lilo is a girl's name, but that's what he was called).

 

[accountantpete]

Cod works in mysterious ways.

 

[rich p]

Lilo is a girl's name?
I thought it was an airbed.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Lilo is a girl's name?
I thought it was an airbed.

 

[jayonabike]

All sounds a bit fishy to me.

 

[numbnuts]

Chips any one

 

[AndyRM]

Lilo is a girl's name?
I thought it was an airbed.

 

[slowmotion]

I'm trying to think of a suitable pun but I'm struggling. Floundering really.

 

[AndyRM]

I wouldn't get too cut up about it MDB. He's gone to a better plaice.

 

[accountantpete]

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I wouldn't get too cut up about it MDB. He's gone to a better plaice.

A hole in the ground?

 

[Matthew_T]

A hole in the ground?

The toilet?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The toilet?

What? No, I can't think of anything LESS dignified, you might as well put your relatives in the wheeliebin.
Besides, you haven't seen the size of him!

 

[Matthew_T]

What? No, I can't think of anything LESS dignified.
Besides, you haven't seen the size of him!

Have you never seen flushed away? He will be going to a much batter plaice.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

As I say, you might as well put your relatives in a Wheeliebin.

I know burying my fish is ironic, but its still better than the toilet!