my mum said that to me, but it was the grape and hop and trust me i did test that theory many times
Wise sayings from your old Dad
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my mum said that to me, but it was the grape and hop and trust me i did test that theory many times
Saluki
World class procrastinator
- Location
- ...Norwich over the water.
Never wait for anyone for longer than 20 minutes. If they are that late they are not worthy of your time.
He also said that America was the most dangerous country on Earth
Politicians lie. You can always tell when as their lips move.
Politicians are corrupt in thought and deed.
Keep your chain oiled & always carry a repair kit - Dad had a cycling shop
He said lots of other things too but many not repeatable in polite company.
He also said that America was the most dangerous country on Earth
Politicians lie. You can always tell when as their lips move.
Politicians are corrupt in thought and deed.
Keep your chain oiled & always carry a repair kit - Dad had a cycling shop
He said lots of other things too but many not repeatable in polite company.
Tiger10
Über Member
- Location
- Nr warwick
- Dad had a cycling shop
He said lots of other things too but many not repeatable in polite company.[/QUOTE]
Well it should be fine to tell us on here then!!
He said lots of other things too but many not repeatable in polite company.[/QUOTE]
Well it should be fine to tell us on here then!!
Saluki
World class procrastinator
- Location
- ...Norwich over the water.
- Dad had a cycling shop
He said lots of other things too but many not repeatable in polite company.
Well it should be fine to tell us on here then!![/QUOTE]
Getting banned for using inappropriate words about foreigners! I should coco
cyberknight
As long as I breathe, I attack.
- Location
- Land of confusion
Not a dad quote but one a work mate uses
Don`t put your hand anywhere you wouldn't put your d**k,
numbnuts
Squire
- Location
- Gone over the hill and far away
The only thing that my dad said was “you lazy good for nothing sod” we didn't really get on 
Measure twice cut once
The other one which was always said with tongue firmly in cheek was stick with me kid I will show you the world. Years later he remarried had kids and I got booted out so ironic really. We became friends again years later but sadly he passed last year before we could recover some of those years.
The other one which was always said with tongue firmly in cheek was stick with me kid I will show you the world. Years later he remarried had kids and I got booted out so ironic really. We became friends again years later but sadly he passed last year before we could recover some of those years.
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Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
You Dad is very, very wise.
simon.r
Person
- Location
- Nottingham
To explain the principles of a 4 stroke engine to me - "suck, squeeze, bang, blow". One I've used recently to explain the same to my step-son.
guitarpete247
Just about surviving
- Location
- Leicestershire
Not my Dad's but my Mum's, to my dad. "If there's nothing you can do about it stop worrying".
Dad is always complaining about something. He has in the past emailed TV companies anout the fact that there adverts are louder than the programmes. Once at the pictures, having taken my young cousin to see a Bond film he went out into the foyer to find the manager to get him to turn the volume down in the cinema. He says they did, she said it was just as loud when he came back to his seat.
Dad is always complaining about something. He has in the past emailed TV companies anout the fact that there adverts are louder than the programmes. Once at the pictures, having taken my young cousin to see a Bond film he went out into the foyer to find the manager to get him to turn the volume down in the cinema. He says they did, she said it was just as loud when he came back to his seat.
EltonFrog
Legendary Member
I hadn't seen my dad for 7 years, when I met him again we went down the pub and came back pissed I didn't really know this man at all, I was 18. Standing in his garden having a slash he said to me three things.
" When you pay as much as I do for a mortgage you can piss in you garden if want to"
" Never tell a girl you love her"
" Don't have any feckin' kids."
I've applied 1 & 3.
" When you pay as much as I do for a mortgage you can piss in you garden if want to"
" Never tell a girl you love her"
" Don't have any feckin' kids."
I've applied 1 & 3.
Dave 123
Legendary Member
- Location
- Cambridgeshire alps
'A load of old shite'
'I'll give it to you nine laceholes deep'
'My ar5e'
His most prophetic was when I passed my driving test 'that's it now, you'll have no spare money' I didn't for a good while.
'I'll give it to you nine laceholes deep'
'My ar5e'
His most prophetic was when I passed my driving test 'that's it now, you'll have no spare money' I didn't for a good while.
My dad said the same thing when he was explaining sex.
ColinJ
Puzzle game procrastinator!
- Location
- Todmorden - Yorks/Lancs border
"Don't sit like that - you will get blood clots in your legs!"
(He used to say it to me all the time. I thought he didn't know what he was talking about ...
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(He used to say it to me all the time. I thought he didn't know what he was talking about ...
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Mrs M
Guru
- Location
- Aberdeenshire
My dad advised to grab life, you only live once and not long enough (true for him, was only 60)
My uncle Tommy advised to save hard and get on the property ladder asap (best advice and always remember him saying that, I was about 11). He died young too and left all his money to relatives, wish he'd enjoyed it more.
My uncle Tommy advised to save hard and get on the property ladder asap (best advice and always remember him saying that, I was about 11). He died young too and left all his money to relatives, wish he'd enjoyed it more.
