Woman plans to marry her bicyle

[Chris S]

Only in California!
http://www.prweb.com/releases/2014/02/prweb11580487.htm

 

[Shut Up Legs]

How on earth does she plan to "consummate" the marriage? Will there be a bottom bracket involved, or perhaps a seat post??

 

[midliferider]

I seriously thought about doing this myself but gave up for fear of being accused of polygamy.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I guess the fish wasn't interested in the bike then.

 

[TissoT]

What will happen when her partner decide to rust/looks old ... will she trade it in for a newer model !

 

[roadrash]

Amongst my stable i have this
http://www.cyclechat.net/threads/restoration-twenty.148038/
mrs roadrash does enough ...... so i definately dont want to marry another shopper.

 

[smokeysmoo]

How on earth does she plan to "consummate" the marriage?

Perhaps she could contact this guy for some tips


View: http://youtu.be/q0S642NtHtE

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

''...spoke now or forever hold your peace.''

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Will she drop the couple of handlebars she likes to keep on the side?

 

[Banjo]

Surprisingly more than one person has been convicted of having sex with a bike. This only surprises me as it is obviously completely natural and is the reason for the popularity of black bed sheets.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1567410/Man-who-had-sex-with-bike-in-court.html

 

[Chris S]

Surprisingly more than one person has been convicted of having sex with a bike. This only surprises me as it is obviously completely natural and is the reason for the popularity of black bed sheets.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1567410/Man-who-had-sex-with-bike-in-court.html

It seems to me that this is a bit unfair. If a person can be prosecuted for simulating sex with an inanimate object like a bicycle then shouldn't people who use sex toys also be prosecuted?

 

[Arjimlad]

I expect the offence of having sex with the bicycle lies more in whether it be in public or private.

 

[tyred]

I asked my bicycle if she'd marry me but she said no

 

[Brandane]

I've been out with a few "bikes" in my time . Luckily I never wanted to marry any of them.

 

[DiddlyDodds]

I have three words for her "publicity seeking waster"