Wooing tips for wee Joe

[Kovu]

Besides, I usually wrap mine round my waist. Doubles as a belt you know!

Is that not just a phrase for every guy to use? I have heard it said by like loads of guys.

 

[bonj2]

I think it's a dying art. People are too concerned with looks rather than personality, and when they see someone they fancy, they're put off by the lack of charisma.

or can't be arsed to pursue it more likely

 

[ComedyPilot]

Is that not just a phrase for every guy to use? I have heard it said by like loads of guys.

Who said I'm a guy!

 

[Joe24]

Who said I'm a guy!

I know, i mean i knew you were a lady boy.

 

[ComedyPilot]

I'm no guy, I'm a REAL MAN. Hairy chest and legs!!

 

[Kovu]

Who said I'm a guy!

Guy ... boy ... man ... lady boy .... all the same!

 

[Joe24]

Guy ... boy ... man ... lady boy .... all the same!

If you think that, i'm abit worried

 

[ComedyPilot]

If you think that, i'm abit worried

Don't worry Joe, when the lights are off all women are the same too. Darkness levels the playing field.

 

[Kovu]

Don't worry Joe, when the lights are off all women are the same too. Darkness levels the playing field.

Darkness and drink?

 

[ComedyPilot]

Who shhhaid thaat? Turn the lightshh on, hick!

 

[Baggy]

Don't worry Joe, when the lights are off all women are the same too. Darkness levels the playing field.

Unless you're with a woman that only bites in the dark .

 

[cookiemonster]

Speaking from experience are we?

 

[Twiggy]

I normally imagine them as male, and slightly older. Which i am normally right about.

If I was male, would I have these?


But playing in the dark can be fun, you can play who's limb is this.
Well, you can with at least three people. It's a fun game, you should try it sometime.

 

[Dayvo]

And she's only got one leg, too!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v610/ViperXIII/56856a34.jpg

 

[Twiggy]

nope, just one behind the other.

Shouldn't have shaved my head though.