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Smokin Joe said:
Dont worry, I was only 2 and 1/2 in 78 so they're new to me; I had a laughhackbike 666 said:Oh sorry about that.
Word cup jokes?
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hackbike 666
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Im sure the playstation joke isn't that old...did they have Playstations in 1978?
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hackbike 666 said:Im sure the playstation joke isn't that old...did they have Playstations in 1978?
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No, but the 1978 joke was about Subutteo.hackbike 666 said:Im sure the playstation joke isn't that old...did they have Playstations in 1978?
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The English Football team made history yesterday by being the first white folks to step off a plane and be told to ***k off back to Africa.
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Fnaar said:The English Football team made history yesterday by being the first white folks to step off a plane and be told to ***k off back to Africa.
Hmm. I am sure the black players on the England team liked that one. That also sounds like a 1970s Bernard Manning-style throwback.
Has anyone got any new (and funny) jokes?
hackbike 666
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Tough crowd.
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Flying_Monkey said:
Fair point, FM... just copied and pasted...
Anyways...
Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car
Park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He
Stopped and asked, "Can you manage dear?" To which the old lady replied,
"No way. You got yourself into this f*****g mess, don't ask me to sort it
out..."
hackbike 666
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Fnaar said:Fair point, FM... just copied and pasted...
Anyways...
Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car
Park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He
Stopped and asked, "Can you manage dear?" To which the old lady replied,
"No way. You got yourself into this f*****g mess, don't ask me to sort it
out..."
Obviously you didn't read post 26.
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hackbike 666 said:Obviously you didn't read post 26.
hackbike 666
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We are trying too hard on this thread.
Reminds me of that film I watched on the plane although I don't remember what it was called.
Osama Bin laden has just appeared in a new T.V. message proving he is still alive. He said, 'The English football team were s*** again'. British intelligence have dismissed it, saying it could have been recorded at any time in the last 44 years.
Reminds me of that film I watched on the plane although I don't remember what it was called.
Osama Bin laden has just appeared in a new T.V. message proving he is still alive. He said, 'The English football team were s*** again'. British intelligence have dismissed it, saying it could have been recorded at any time in the last 44 years.
- In a previous life Robert Green was a bus driver. However,he was sacked because he didn't make any stops.
- The England squad had a get-together after the USA game and bought Robert Green a drink to commiserate. He spilled it.
- At least that's one British spillage the Americans won't be moaning about...
- John Terry said: "The whole defence is behind Rob Green." With hindsight, that's a good place to stand.
- Why is Robert Green like ITV High Definition? They both switch off at the crucial moment.
- These Rob Green jokes are getting out of hand... In fact they're crossing the line.
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Gosh !! That was close ..... the Mrs just walked in whilst I was replaying the England highlights ...... I luckily managed to pop on a porn dvd and drop my keks in a cunning plan to limit the embarrassment ........
hackbike 666
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The only England highlight was getting knocked out.
