Worlds worst dad jokes.

[markharry66]

Sometimes a bad joke can better than a good joke.
Its Friday time to get the ball rolling:

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
RIP boiled water. You will be mist.

Why are elevator jokes so good?
Because they work on so many different levels.

I always used to get small shocks when touching metal objects, but it recently stopped.
Needless to say, I’m ex-static.

 

[bikingdad90]

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot…. A carrot.

Knock knock?
Whose there?
Interrupting cow,
Interrupting cow [interrupts - mooo] who.

How do you make an idiot say how?
How

 

[raleighnut]

Why do Nuns always travel in pairs,

So one Nun can make sure the other Nun don't get none

 

[markemark]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the idiot's house.

Knock knock
Who's there?
The chicken....

 

[markemark]

...I wonder how long before the thread sanctity police turn up moaning that there's already 2 joke threads.....

 

[Mike Ayling]

...I wonder how long before the thread sanctity police turn up moaning that there's already 2 joke threads.....

Well as you have already mentioned it......