Worlds worst dad jokes.

[markharry66]

Sometimes a bad joke can better than a good joke.
Its Friday time to get the ball rolling:

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
RIP boiled water. You will be mist.

Why are elevator jokes so good?
Because they work on so many different levels.

I always used to get small shocks when touching metal objects, but it recently stopped.
Needless to say, I’m ex-static.

 

[bikingdad90]

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot…. A carrot.

Knock knock?
Whose there?
Interrupting cow,
Interrupting cow [interrupts - mooo] who.

How do you make an idiot say how?
How

 

[raleighnut]

Why do Nuns always travel in pairs,

So one Nun can make sure the other Nun don't get none

 

[markemark]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the idiot's house.

Knock knock
Who's there?
The chicken....

 

[markemark]

...I wonder how long before the thread sanctity police turn up moaning that there's already 2 joke threads.....

 

[Mike Ayling]

...I wonder how long before the thread sanctity police turn up moaning that there's already 2 joke threads.....

Well as you have already mentioned it......

 

[wiggydiggy]

What do you call a train that doesn't stop at the station?

Thomas the bastard.

 

[TheDoctor]

What's brown and smelly, and sounds like a bell?

Duuuuunnnnnggggg!

 

[Speicher]

What's yellow and white, wrapped in cellophane and travels at 120mph?

The train driver's egg sandwich.

 

[rallyestage]

What do you call a man with no ankles?

Tony

(Toe-knee)

 

[Chris S]

What did the German policeman say to his chest?
"You are under a vest."

 

[raleighnut]

What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went 'tick'

Ve haf vays of making you tock

 

[Chris S]

Why aren't there any telephone directories in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs people would keep winging the wong number.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

What travels at 80 mph along the sea floor?
A motor pike

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!