Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
What's a shark's favorite saying?
Man overboard!
Man overboard!
Worlds worst dad jokes.
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esoxlucius
Well-Known Member
What do you call a deer with no eyes?.....No idea!
What do you call a deer that's not moving with no eyes?.....Still no idea!
What do you call a deer with no ears?.....Anything you want, it can't hear you!
What do you call a deer that's not moving with no eyes?.....Still no idea!
What do you call a deer with no ears?.....Anything you want, it can't hear you!
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
What do you call a one eyed dinosaur?
Doyouthinkshesawus
Doyouthinkshesawus
OP
OP
markharry66
Guru
Will 'Person in the water' work the same? 🤔 🦈
Dogtrousers
Lefty tighty. Get it righty.
99.99% of people are complete idiots.
I'm proud to say that I'm in the other 1%
I'm proud to say that I'm in the other 1%
lazybloke
Ginger biscuits and cheddar
- Location
- Leafy Surrey
Our kitchen gets a bit crowded so a common question is 'Can I get in the cupboard?'
No, you're too big!
Moon bunny
Judging your grammar
- Location
- Basking in my own brilliance.
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a light bulb?
The answer will shock you.
The answer will shock you.
bikingdad90
Guru
What did the frog say when he visited the library?
Red-it, Red-it, Red-it.
Red-it, Red-it, Red-it.
Profpointy
Legendary Member
bikingdad90
Guru
Touché. 😂
What did the cow horse when he walked into the cheesery? Hi I am Brie-igh,
A cheeseburger walked into a bar and tried to order lunch, the bar tender said “we don’t serve food here”
A pig went on a first date and thought “please don’t bacon my heart”.
Why did the fries break up with the burger, it needed some ketchup time.
I’ll lettuce my coat. 🧥
Chris S
Legendary Member
- Location
- Birmingham
"Doctor! Doctor! Voices in my underpants keep telling me to do silly things."
"Ignore them, they're just talking bollocks."
"Ignore them, they're just talking bollocks."
Hover Fly
He, him, his
- Location
- Besides the lake, beneath the trees
How do sheep spies send secret messages?
They use baacode..
They use baacode..
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Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
“Doctor, doctor! I’ve swallowed my pocket money!”
“Take this and we’ll see if there’s any change in the morning”
“Take this and we’ll see if there’s any change in the morning”
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
What kind of tape do sheep put on their handlebars ?
Baa tape
Baa tape
