Worlds worst dad jokes.

[Ming the Merciless]

Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.

 

[esoxlucius]

What travels at 80 mph along the sea floor?
A motor pike

That's only half a dad joke!!

The full version is....what travels at 80mph along the lake bed?.....A motor pike and side carp!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

That's only half a dad joke!!

The full version is....what travels at 80mph along the lake bed?.....A motor pike and side carp!

Thats an addition since I first heard it in the 1970s

 

[esoxlucius]

Thats an addition since I first heard it in the 1970s

I like that you've kept that joke in your armoury for 50 years!! Hardcore, lol.

 

[esoxlucius]

I told my wife the other day that she should embrace her mistakes.....the bitch give me a hug!!