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Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
Worlds worst dad jokes.
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esoxlucius
Active Member
That's only half a dad joke!!
The full version is....what travels at 80mph along the lake bed?.....A motor pike and side carp!
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Thats an addition since I first heard it in the 1970s
esoxlucius
Active Member
I like that you've kept that joke in your armoury for 50 years!! Hardcore, lol.
esoxlucius
Active Member
I told my wife the other day that she should embrace her mistakes.....the bitch give me a hug!!
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What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open-toad sandals.
Open-toad sandals.
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- Inside my skull
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
Chris S
Legendary Member
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- Birmingham
Why wouldn't the potato king let his daughter marry Frank Bough?
Because he was only a commentator.
Because he was only a commentator.
