Worlds worst dad jokes.

[Beebo]

What kind of tape do sheep put on their handlebars ?
Baa tape

Yellow card.
Final warning.

 

[Chris S]

How does Batman's mum call him in for his lunch?
"Dinner-Dinner-Dinner, Batman!"

 

[Beebo]

How does Batman's mum call him in for his lunch?
"Dinner-Dinner-Dinner, Batman!"

haven’t heard that one for years.
It only works for people over 40.
No one else would know the old Batman theme tune.

 

[Dogtrousers]

haven’t heard that one for years.
It only works for people over 40.
No one else would know the old Batman theme tune.

Nor, I suspect, would they understand the concept of being called in for a meal.

 

[Chris S]

What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
A hot cross bunny.

 

[Hover Fly]

Where are sheep really happy to live?

Ewetopia.

 

[Chris S]

When does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.

 

[bikingdad90]

Do you know what happens if my duvet got stolen in the night?

I wouldn’t be covered.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

What do you call a French man wearing sandals?
Philipe Fallop.

 

[Beebo]

Why do Parisians go crazy when swimming in the river?
Because they’re insane.

 

[Dogtrousers]

I went to my local news agent to buy some envelopes. I asked the bloke behind the counter "Do you keep stationery"

He said "No, I move about a bit."

 

[Chris S]

What has three 'e's and only one letter?
Envelope.

 

[Chris S]

I have a Polish friend who is a sound engineer. And a Czech one too. And a Czech one too.

 

[Chris S]

What do you call a medieval spy?
Sir Veillance.

 

[Dogtrousers]

We really need a groan emoji for this thread