Worlds worst dad jokes.

[king of the mole hills]

We really need a groan emoji for this thread

And here you are

 

[markharry66]

Q:whats brown and sticky
A: A stick

 

[markharry66]

Yellow card.
Final warning.

hes here all week

 

[Chris S]

Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because you can't C in the dark.

 

[Chris S]

Once upon a time there was a king who was only 12 inches tall.
He made a terrible king but a great ruler.

 

[yello]

We don't need London Bridge any longer.
Why not?
It's long enough already.

 

[Hover Fly]

Me, sat on a station, looking at my watch;How long will the train be?
Dad: Three carriages and an engine, so about 250 feet.

 

[Dogtrousers]

What's got one wheel two legs and flies?

A barrow load of horse muck.

 

[PeteXXX]

Dogs can bark up to 400 times a day but that's just a ruff estimate.

 

[T4tomo]

Dogs can bark up to 400 times a day but that's just a ruff estimate.

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[Ming the Merciless]

Watch what you say around the egg whites.
They can't take a yolk.

 

[PeteXXX]

In Australia, they bake a special cake for Halloween

It's called a Boo Meringue... 👻

🎃 🎃 🎃

 

[gbb]

What travels at 80 mph along the sea floor?
A motor pike

That's only half a dad joke!!

The full version is....what travels at 80mph along the lake bed?.....A motor pike and side carp!

The original from the 70s went something like..
What's got two wheels and travels along the riverbed...a motorpike.
What's got three wheels and travels along the riverbed..a motorpike an sidecarp.
What's got four wheels and travels along the riverbed...a motorpike and sidecarp with a spare eel.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?
Because they're extinct.

 

[PeteXXX]

What's white and fluffy and hangs around in a zoo?

A meringuatang 🙊