Two peanuts were walking along the street, one was assaulted.
lazybloke Ginger biscuits and cheddar Location Leafy Surrey 20 Oct 2025 #121 Two peanuts were walking along the street, one was assaulted.
berty bassett Legendary Member Location I'boro 21 Oct 2025 #122 Why shouldn’t you wear trousers from Ukraine ? Cos Chernobyl fallout
berty bassett Legendary Member Location I'boro 24 Oct 2025 #123 why shouldn't you eat ghosts cos they taste like sheet
Chris S Legendary Member Location Birmingham 2 Nov 2025 #126 What do you call a Shetland pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse.
Toshiba Boy N+1er Location By the beach, West Zummerzet 7 Nov 2025 #127 It's a little known fact, but in the olden days there were only 25 letters in the alphabet. Nobody knew Y.
It's a little known fact, but in the olden days there were only 25 letters in the alphabet. Nobody knew Y.
Ming the Merciless There is no mercy Location Inside my skull 10 Nov 2025 #130 Why do crabs never volunteer? Because they're shell-fish.
Toshiba Boy N+1er Location By the beach, West Zummerzet 10 Nov 2025 #131 For the past month, on my morning dog walk, I've been hit by the same bike every single day! It's a vicious cycle.
For the past month, on my morning dog walk, I've been hit by the same bike every single day! It's a vicious cycle.