Worlds worst dad jokes.

[PeteXXX]

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep Pan, Crisp & Even 🍕

 

[craigwend]

 

[matticus]

View attachment 795315

The first part of this has been a cringe favourite of mine for 20 years. A colleague used to try telling it regularly, but always told it the wrong way round - I'll never forget you Alastair!

I am liking your extension. A worthy sequel?

 

[PeteXXX]

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

🐮

 

[PeteXXX]

What did mummy cow say to her baby cow?

It's pasture bedtime

🐮

 

[Sharky]

What's brown and steamy and comes from cows

Spoiler: ??????

Isle of Wight Ferry

 

[Dogtrousers]

Where do they send bad rainbows?

To prism.

 

[craigwend]

 

[lazybloke]

Loving this thread. Surely the world's best (dad) jokes?

 

[Chris S]

Why was Snow White such a good judge?
Because she was the fairest of all.

 

[Chris S]

What do you call a man with no shins?
Tony.

 

[Chris S]

Which pop star carves her own wooden nativity scene?
Sabrina Carpenter.

 

[Chris S]

What is a French burglar’s favourite Christmas film? Louvre, Actually.

 

[mistyoptic]

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet?

Because the pee is silent

 

[craigwend]