Worlds worst dad jokes.

[Beebo]

What do you call a hen looking at a lettuce?

Chicken Caesar salad.

 

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[Beebo]

We had chow mein and spring rolls for dinner last night.
It was Chinese burns night.

 

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[PeteXXX]

What do you call a cow that plays a guitar?

A Moo-sician

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[Beebo]

Gary Wilmott giving us a master class.


View: https://youtube.com/shorts/eO8GHOzKUP8?si=QT3lnEz0ZI8rldTB

 

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[Sharky]

Confess that I heard this one on TV tonight, but worthy of a place on here ....

Greenwich mean time, is not very nice.

 

[Beebo]

Confess that I heard this one on TV tonight, but worthy of a place on here ....

Greenwich mean time, is not very nice.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye. 😜