Worlds worst dad jokes.

[markemark]

I saw a guy get vaporised. He will be mist.

 

[Beebo]

I asked Zammo from Grange Hill for his autograph.
He just said 'no'.

That joke is exactly 39 years old. So anyone younger than 45 or older than 60 probably won’t understand it.

 

[Dave7]

That joke is exactly 39 years old. So anyone younger than 45 or older than 60 probably won’t understand it.

I am one of those (sadly not younger than 45) so its past me by.

 

[Sharky]

I am one of those (sadly not younger than 45) so its past me by.

I'm in the upper age bracket as well, so not getting it, but, I'm in the age bracket that understands Google, so it's probably something to do with ....

Samuel "Zammo" McGuire in Grange Hill from 1982 to 1987, is often remembered for his role in the famous "Just Say No" anti-drugs campaign.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

That joke is exactly 39 years old. So anyone younger than 45 or older than 60 probably won’t understand it.

That includes me
never watched Grange Hill

 

[markemark]

Sometimes I like to pretend I’m in Grange Hill by putting a whole sausage on my fork.

 

[Dogtrousers]

I never watched Grange Hill but I got the joke. I do not, however, get @markemark's whole sausage joke above.

 

[markemark]

I never watched Grange Hill but I got the joke. I do not, however, get @markemark's whole sausage joke above.

Very specific to those who truly remember it. It’s the opening cartoon credits.

 

[Beebo]

 

[DRM]

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That was nonsense, no participant in school dinners would waste a perfectly good sausage, butter beans yes, a banger, no chance

 

[markemark]

That was nonsense, no participant in school dinners would waste a perfectly good sausage, butter beans yes, a banger, no chance

I always assumed it was a teacher/canteen staff?

 

[matticus]

That was nonsense, no participant in school dinners would waste a perfectly good sausage, butter beans yes, a banger, no chance

Are you suggesting it was actually a very large, overcooked butter bean?!?

 

[PeteXXX]

What do you call two Spanish firemen?

Hose A & Hose B

 

[DRM]

Are you suggesting it was actually a very large, overcooked butter bean?!?

No, they were universally despised, suitable for throwing about, the pig swill man used to get the majority of them though, salt in the water was the usual thing

 

[lenfield]

Why did the Mexican poison his wife's drink?
Tequila!