Worlds worst dad jokes.

[lenfield]

I've just been diagnosed as colour blind.
It came completely out of the purple.

 

[PeteXXX]

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl going to the toilet?

Because the P is silent..

 

[PeteXXX]

What do pirates eat? Pizzarrrrgh! 🏴‍☠️

 

[Regular.Cyclist]

Don’t eat liquorice before bed else you’ll end up dreaming of all sorts.

 

[PeteXXX]

Doctor, docter.. I've got a cricket ball stuck up my bum..

How's that?

Don't you start!!

 

[PeteXXX]

What do you call an Igloo without a toilet?

An Ig..

 

[Ming the Merciless]

A tadpole turned into a frog.
"Watch where you're going," said the frog.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

What do frogs drink?

Croak-a-Cola

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Do you know Morse toad?

 

[raleighnut]

Did you hear of the Frog who drank 15 double Whiskys straight off


He was pi55ed as a Newt

 

[Ming the Merciless]

What do pirates eat? Pizzarrrrgh! 🏴‍☠️

With salaaaaad

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Why did the frog cross the road?

To prove it wasn’t chicken.

 

[lenfield]

Darth Vader's brother lives in the Bahamas and drives a cab. He's called Taxi Vader.

 

[lenfield]

My wife paid £50 to have her legs waxed.
It was a rip off.

 

[lenfield]

R2D2 kept swearing in Star Wars. They had to beep it out.