Worlds worst dad jokes.

[Dave7]

A man walked into a bar and asked for a double-entendre.
The barmaid gave him one.

An oldie but goodie

 

[lenfield]

Why are plain pizzas the best?
Nothing tops them.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub?

Spoiler

A self-cleaning coven

 

[PeteXXX]

What's the world's strongest cheese?

Arnold Schwarzecheddar 💪

 

[lenfield]

Pauline Black and Carol Decker have formed a duo.
They're called Black & Decker.

 

[PeteXXX]

Dire Straits & Chris Rea did a similar thing, too 😏

 

[lenfield]

I rolled my first joint last night.
My ankle is killing me.

 

[Sharky]

I rolled my first joint last night.
My ankle is killing me.

Happened to me - got plastered!

 

[bikingdad90]

I rolled my first joint last night.
My ankle is killing me.

Shouldn’t laugh but having had a grade 2 sprain on my ankle I can assure you it does kill! 🤣

 

[Toshiba Boy]

If a Welsh man says "This is my fantasy!", he may just be talking about his fizzy drink.

(Milton Jones)

 

[PeteXXX]

What's the world's strongest cheese?

Arnold Schwarzecheddar 💪

Or possibly Claude Van Edam.. 🤷‍♂️

 

[lenfield]

What does an angry sheep say at Christmas?
Baaah-Humbug.

 

[lenfield]

What do you call somebody who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad?
A faux pas.

 

[Hover Fly]

How do sheep-spies send secret messages?

They use baa-code.

 

[matticus]

From Guardian's 'ten best jokes from The Edinburgh Fringe':

'to the low life who stole my credit card and spent
loads on ancestry.com...- you know who you are !'