Worlds worst dad jokes.

[PeteXXX]

Aladin has been banned from the Magic Carpet Race..

Apparently, he was using performance enhancing rugs!

😁

 

[lenfield]

From Guardian's 'ten best jokes from The Edinburgh Fringe':

'to the low life who stole my credit card and spent
loads on ancestry.com...- you know who you are !'

To the person who stole my anti-depressants,
I hope you're happy now.

 

[lenfield]

My wife shouted at me, she said I was lazy. I didn't even do anything.

 

[lenfield]

I've just split-up with my girlfriend because she was obsessed with tennis. Love meant nothing to her.

 

[PeteXXX]

I bought a vinyl record yesterday called "Sounds Wasps make".

When I got home and played it, I said to myself, "This doesn't sound anything like wasps."

Then I realised, I was playing the bee side...

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra, but I had to turn it off. Too much sax and violins.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I wasn’t that hungry, so I just ate a kid’s meal at McDonald's. His mother was furious.