Worlds worst dad jokes.

[lenfield]

The stretch of the A5 between London and Shrewsbury dates back to the Romans. I wonder if there are still any Roman foundations deep beneath the modern tarmac?

 

[mistyoptic]

The stretch of the A5 between London and Shrewsbury dates back to the Romans. I wonder if there are still any Roman foundations deep beneath the modern tarmac?

Cue “what have the Romans ever done for us?”

 

[Beebo]

Cue “what have the Romans ever done for us?”

Reminds me of a dad joke I came up with only a few days ago. I was driving my son and his friend to another friend’s house, called Roman.

My son said “where does Roman live?”

Quick as a flash I answered “not sure but I think it’s Italy”

I then got shouted at by my son. But I know he secretly appreciated the joke.

 

[Gwylan]

How do you get four elephants in a Mini?

Two in the front & two in the back.






How do you know there's eight elephants in the church?

There's two Mini's parked outside.

How do you get to Wales in a mini?


One in the front and one in the back

 

[lenfield]

What do you call a termite who stars in westerns?
Clint Eats Wood.

 

[lenfield]

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny.