Mr Pig
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Dave5N said:
Ha ha ha, that's true :0)
What a great thread? What a wonderful, pointless, pee-soaked, towering monument of a thread! :0)
Worst band ever?
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Ha ha ha, that's true :0)
What a great thread? What a wonderful, pointless, pee-soaked, towering monument of a thread! :0)
Rhythm Thief
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Dave5N said:
What, like Trout Mask Replica or Metal Machine Music, you mean?
Crackle said:
Escept he wasn't, obviously. The buck-toothed pretentious prima donna who preened to the empty headed who assumed he was some sort of showman. If that was what they thought of as entertainment, then it shows it is indeed possible to sell shoot to the gullible.
Auntie Helen
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Someone bought me a Funeral For A Friend CD once. I listened to two tracks and that was it, never again!
Not as bad as some of the others mentioned above, though.
Not as bad as some of the others mentioned above, though.
Quoth
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GilesM said:
Quite. Nothing in the normal English lexicon is sufficient to describe the aural excrement that is U2, hence we have to turn to Scots words like "pish" and "keech".
Dear Mr Edge. You're not fooling anyone - we know you can't play for toffee. Your playing would sound like a guitar falling down a flight of stairs if it wasn't for all the effects pedals you use, you cack-handed, arse-faced dullard. You are bald and no amount of hat or bandana wearing will change that simple truth.
Dear Mr Bono. You are a sanctimonious bumhole and I would never tire of punching your spud-like face.
Dear Rest of U2. Why do you exist?
Rhythm Thief
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Quoth said:
And who are you? Without silly nicknames, you're invisible.
It's the use of the definite article in The Edge's nickname that I like. You can imagine them all sitting around in the U2 canteen, after a hard day being sanctimonious twats, saying things like "pass the salt, our The Edge".
Mr Pig
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Crackle said:
Funny how his fans happily ignore his lifestyle and think he's great. If a guy living next door to you behaved the way Freddie did you'd be horrified! Massive drug-fueled, anything goes by-sexual orgies. Yeah, excellent ;0)
Living next door to me. What are you on about?
Mick Fleetwood was a coke addict does that diminish his work with Fleetwood mac. Mercury was excellent. Witness the tribute concert after his death when various artists lined up to sing Queen songs. No-one, not a one, had his range and power.
My super senses detect phobias Mr.Pig, phobias which may be colouring your judgment.
Mick Fleetwood was a coke addict does that diminish his work with Fleetwood mac. Mercury was excellent. Witness the tribute concert after his death when various artists lined up to sing Queen songs. No-one, not a one, had his range and power.
My super senses detect phobias Mr.Pig, phobias which may be colouring your judgment.
Chuffy
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I'd love to hear your definition of what a 'showman' is then. Freddy was the definition. He was also a very silly old poove and all the more glorious for it.PaulB said:
Drug-fuelled orgies Mr Pig? And your definition of rock'n'roll excess is what, precisely, an extra spoon of cocoa while you sing Kumbaya?
Chuffy
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I was there. Liza Minelli almost hit it, but no-one else managed. Queen fans are a funny lot though. Some of the most heterosexual, uptight people imaginable are Queen fans. It's a funny old world...Crackle said:
Chuffy
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Is that why Mum keeps going to Iceland?Crackle said:
Lardyboy
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