Worst film

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What is the worst movie you have ever paid money to see at a cinema.

I had to walk out on Meryl Streep and Jack Nicholson acting their cotton socks off in the depression-era hobo romance "Ironweed".
 

vickster

Squire
Matrix 2, it is the closest I have ever come to leaving a cinema. I was with a bunch of colleagues, so I couldn't. It was simply atrocious!

Needless to say, I never watched the third one
 

BrumJim

Forum Stalwart (won't take the hint and leave...)
Fell asleep during "When a Man Loves a Woman". One and only time, so gets my vote.
 

AndyRM

XOXO
House of The Dead.

Remains the only film I've ever walked out of, and I was given a free ticket.
 

Profpointy

Legendary Member
Johnny Suede - a boring arty film about something or other. I made it to the end but was glad to escape to the pub. Merryl Streep in Plenty would be another contender. And was hugely disappointed by Dark Knight Rises - although I was very impressed by the Joker one which preceded it. And that werner Herzog 3d cave painting film gets top prize. Boring enough anyway, the add in nausea and headache from 3d and easily gets the top spot.

And can't think of many worse films I've actually paid to see at the pictures
 

vickster

Squire
The other one was Drive. Jeez, dull, unnecessarily violent and Ryan gosling does absolutely nothing for me. Awful. The only good things were I think we had popcorn and sweets and saw at The Clapham Picture House so could take beer in!
 
2nd Lord of the Rings when the trees started walking about. Deciding having a sleep was the easiest option as I was giving my friend a lift home afterwards who seemed to he enjoying it.
 

Oldbloke

Guru
A horrendous martial arts film called "The New One Armed Swordsman" shown in the Bruce Lee 70's era.

A threatening queue at the tills after 30 minutes convinced the manager to give all the audience a refund!
 

Large

Duty idiot
I go to the cinema very rarely, so I have to back to the 1980s and Dune.

Worst film I have ever seen was The Football Factory which was on telly late at night when I was working away from home and didn't have Sky.

Worst actor in the history of cinema has to be Jason Statham. Eye candy he may be for some, but I have had more talent pass though my bowels today than he has ever shown on screen. Sharon Stone's performance, if you can call it that, in the otherwise very good "Casino" was the worst I have seen from a laydee.
 
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Drago

Legendary Member
The Passion of the Christ. Could hardly bring myself to finish my cheesy nachos I was so disgusted at how crap it was.
 
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