Wots yer IQ?

Following on from Bettys' post. And we all know that achieving a good grade in an IQ test proves nothing but an ability to do well in IQ test...

Last time I looked; 136.

 

wot is IQ?

 

I Q is where you stand,to get arr bread.

 

Last time I was tested it was 83, which admittedly isn't that high, but it has never been proved that IQ is a measure of intelligence, so I'm not bothered.

 

ugh...oh right..so is a bank?

 

No i was trying to be funny,Its actualy a measured way of testing how bright you may be,by answering a series of questions,and solving some puzzles too,the higher your score ,the brighter you are?

 

..I wos rite bro..is a bank init

 

I've never done one. How do you do them?

 

sigh

 

Dunno. I know my Mum's a member of Mensa.
I'd probably qualify for the other lot: y'know, the organisation for thickos - Densa.

 

does pensa exist , as in thoughtful / pensive for the artist / philosopher ?

 

7....no...9! Is that good?

 

I did a Mensa test and got invited to go to their next level one. I couldn't be bothered.

They said it was 148 or 149 at the time. I suspect it was a bit of a marketing ploy.

 

Too true mate, apparently they stick on about 30 points. I only found out because it pushed my score off the scale.

 

I'm not sure I have one?