Would you buy this house?

[RedRider]

 

[Fnaar]

As I said before, I'd live in the 'bones in the garden' house, but I think I'd draw the line at serial-killer Dennis Nielsen's flat...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...Nilsens-house-horrors-sale-knock-265-000.html

 

[SteCenturion]

£7,000 to dig them up!!!
Random bob round the corner with a digger or shovel can do it for 50 quid.
Or remove the middle man and it will only cost you the shovel

Or Pikey Pete in the middle of the 'neet might come up a treat -
He's quiet - cheap & light on his feet.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

[QUOTE 2865593, member: 1314"] I'd imagine the corpses clawing their way through the muddy wet earth, slobbering to the kitchen door, opening it by magic, clambering silently up the stairs, leaving splatterings of mud, entering my room when I'm unawares in bed
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To be fair, that's what Mrs Crockers has to put up with when you come in from the pub.....

 

[ianrauk]

Dig them up and chuck the bones over the fence.

To next doors dog..............

 

[Matthew_T]

...... Was the chain slack??

Yes. But what I didnt mention earlier was the strongly worded complaint I sent to the caravan site about it.

"Dear ....,
How dare you neglect a bicycle! I found one in my back garden upon doing gardening and was disgusted at the state that it was in. The chain was rusty, the wheels were bent, and many other things were not up to an acceptable standard.

Because I was so offended with the image the bike was portraying, I have improved the tricycle to its original standard and put race tyres on it. I have also installed drop bars and a colour coordinated seat.

Just to show you how much of an improvement I have made, I have entered the bike into the National Tricycle Racing Championships based on Craggy Island.

I will then send to bike back to you and expect a full chain cleaning kit in return.

Yours
A very disturbed person."

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

A 'like' from Adrian?? Bloody hell!! Just about anything is possible after all!!

Thanks!

 

[SteCenturion]

& who would have thought it ?

Richie Porte doing a spot of moonlighting for Curchods Estate Agents in the off season !

Albeit under that Sudonym.

'On Your Bike Richie' - you don't fool me !!

 

[Wobblers]

To be fair, that's what Mrs Crockers has to put up with when you come in from the pub.....

I rather suspect that Mrs CoG would prefer the zombie....

 

[SteCenturion]

£650,000 !!

For just under the half million mark -
In Manchester -
I could -

Exhume Southern Cemetery

Build a Multi Platinum Award Winning
GRAND DESIGNS 10 bed Stately Home -

Complete with

A paddock and stables for N+10 !!
&
A JaFloozy - (big bath tub full of tarts) !!

To alleviate any stress in getting to work I would also buy Princes Parkway & Mancunian Way

This would leave me with just enough £ to buy up all Decathlon's remaining stock of Tribans & sell them back to all the Triban on CC at grossly inflated prices.

'Cause I'm good like that.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

£650,000 !!

For just under the half million mark -
In Manchester -
I could -

Exhume Southern Cemetery

Build a Multi Platinum Award Winning
GRAND DESIGNS 10 bed Stately Home -

Complete with

A paddock and stables for N+10 !!
&
A JaFloozy - (big bath tub full of tarts) !!

To alleviate any stress in getting to work I would also buy Princes Parkway & Mancunian Way

This would leave me with just enough £ to buy up all Decathlon's remaining stock of Tribans & sell them back to all the Triban on CC at grossly inflated prices.

'Cause I'm good like that.

Yeah 650k would/could buy you a LOT up here!!

 

[SteCenturion]

What you say I so true but I can't help reading it in it in the voice of Norman Bates.

& I can't help reading it in the voice of Barry Norman.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

& I can't help reading it in the voice of Barry Norman.

But not BARRY FROM CILIT BANG!!

 

[SteCenturion]

But not BARRY FROM CILIT BANG!!

Ha Ha - No but I like your thinkin'

Bang & the Corpse is Gone !!

 

[Sandra6]

I wouldn't buy the house - but the grave wouldn't put me off.
We made an offer a few years ago on a property - former quaker house - which has a full blown graveyard out the back.