Would you rather...

[montage]

I think I'd shag her and pretend it was someone else.

I've had worse!

That's just sadistic

 

[Dayvo]

That's just sadistic

I assume you mean masochistic!

But it could be sadistic of me from her point of view!

 

[snapper_37]

Be locked in a room paralyzed and naked with Susan Boyle who is given an hour and a half to do what she likes with your limp, bare body

Is that assuming she would want to do anything to your limp and lifeless body?

 

[montage]

Is that assuming she would want to do anything to your limp and lifeless body?

Is she not a fan of perfection?

 

[shouldbeinbed]

Be locked in a room paralyzed and naked with Susan Boyle who is given an hour and a half to do what she likes with your limp, bare body......or have a third hand grow out of your forehead?

I seem to be missing the first two hands growing out of my forehead.