Would you rather.....

[montage]

have a disability which meant every third word you said HAD to be screamed at the top of your voice, 24/7

or

have your thumbs placed half way up your forearms?

 

[Arch]

Thumbs, because with a little thought, anyone can adapt to having useless thumbs.

 

[BearPear]

I looked away from x-factor for this?!!

What goes through some peple's minds in a moment of boredom - I admit I laughed out loud though, my bad!

 

[Arch]

You're watching X-factor!!!?

Talk about moments of boredom....

 

[Renard]

Is the OP inspired by that 'Cast Offs' comedy on Channel 4 ?

 

[montage]

I looked away from x-factor for this?!!

What goes through some peple's minds in a moment of boredom - I admit I laughed out loud though, my bad!

I would like an apology.
And an answer.

 

[montage]

Is the OP inspired by that 'Cast Offs' comedy on Channel 4 ?

Oh wow I've not seen that....but really want to!
When is it on??? it is a series right?

 

[Renard]

I've only seen the second episode which was about the blind guy (Tom). Its on quite late about 11. It seems to feature a different character each week with flashbacks to their everyday lives.

 

[BearPear]

Ok, ok, in my defence my 15 year-old daughter is the x-factor watcher, I just happen to be in the same rooom! Sorry!

I would go for the thumbs, they are supposed to be what sets us apart from other mammals, but I think i could do without them in their current position, even if they would get stuck on the sleeves of jumpers etc if they were halfway up my arm.

 

[Tollers]

I'd choose the screaming option as having no thumbs in wrong position would make coping with day to day activities alone.

I would COPE with my DISSABILITY by:
- Limiting MYSELF to 2 WORD answers
- Heading SOMEWHERE private for THE third word OR sock in MY mouth.

AN ALTERNATIVE WOULD BE TO CARRY A LOUDHALER AND USE THAT FOR THE FIRST 2 WORDS, THEN AT LEAST I COULD KEEP MY VOLUME CONSTANT AND NOT SEEM LIKE A FREAK!

TOLLERS

 

[Keith Oates]

I'd have extreme difficulty using chopsticks if my thumbs were half way up my arms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Fnaar]

I would go for the thumbs, they are supposed to be what sets us apart from other mammals,

... but other mammals have opposable thumbs too and chimps even have them on their feet. And where did it get them, eh? Half-way up a flipping tree, that's where!

 

[Mr Pig]

I'd have extreme difficulty using chopsticks if my thumbs were half way up my arms!

For some of us the thumbs don't help much with those anyway.

I'd.... oh I don't know. But if the third option was watch the X factor I might go for one of the first two.