... were the words uttered in the wonderful tones of Estuary English of a cyclist who suddenly found herself stranded in the middle of the junction at Bank in the City of London last night. She was coming from the east and had decided to jump the lights - she was about to get an object lesson in why that that's not a good idea. I was cycling north and had just set off as my lights had changed when we encountered each other in the middle. She ground to a halt bang slap in the middle of junction uttering the immortal phrase above. I am afraid I just carried on as I had a whole load of traffic on my tail so I have no idea how she got out of it. I did, however, hear a few car horns as I disappeared up the road.