What did the slug say to the snail?Well, at least it was wearing a .....................(whisper it) helmet.![]()
Done that, and the reverse. Woken up before the alarm and planned my work day, then realising that the alarm hasn't gone off, and won't because it's Saturday.You wakeup grateful it's Saturday only for the alarm clock to go off 5 minutes later whereupon you realise you're 2 days out and it's really Monday.
Me too, but that's a GOOD day.Done that, and the reverse. Woken up before the alarm and planned my work day, then realising that the alarm hasn't gone off, and won't because it's Saturday.
Yeah but TVC was wondering why he was the only one at work before he realised...Me too, but that's a GOOD day.
No I turned around and ran over it
Just pick it up by the shell and put it in the bushes you MURDERER!!
..... And to think I bought a bike from you too....![]()
When you've forgotten to buy a new bottle of Marmite
The recently married into the bosses family comes in to take your job and you have to train them because you cant do he job , i kid you not .the owner and his idiot son decide their going to take part in running the business for once. They are extended family so I have to be nice![]()
.... when you lose a fist fight with your fellow MEP.
Seriously, 2016 is just a crap sitcom isn't it and everything will be alright in the end?