You know you're a cyclist when...

[Kies]

When your sitting at home the evening before and planning tommorows commute route into the capital!

 

[Cyclist33]

When you openly commentate live on your own rides.

 

[DooDah]

When you openly commentate live on your own rides.

LOL, I have done that without realising, normally on steep hills and I don't think the commentary would be acceptable on ITV4

 

[PaulSB]

When your shorts are the most expensive item in your wardrobe.........

........I have a thing about Assos bibs

 

[DooDah]

When your shorts are the most expensive item in your wardrobe.........

........I have a thing about Assos bibs

Too much information

 

[Kies]

When you clean your bike more than the car

 

[Cyclist33]

When you recklessly swap parts across your range of bikes, spoiling them all in the process.

 

[nappadang]

You can talk with grown men about getting "lubed up" without so much as a hint of innuendo.

 

[Kies]

When looking at a pretty girls bike is more important than her :whistle

 

[Pat "5mph"]

When looking at a pretty girls bike is more important than her :whistle

Bike NOT more important than handsome man riding it

 

[Accy cyclist]

When you wear a cycle jersey down the pub,hoping that someone will talk about bikes.
When you overtake a cyclist while driving, then indicate left to pull in safely.

 

[MickeyBlueEyes]

You start work at 8am but you get up at 4:30 to give you the chance of some decent miles.....

 

[uclown2002]

Your box from online retailer arrives and you can't remember what you actually ordered!

 

[akb]

...you have multiple packs of Haribo in the back of the cupboard somewhere.

 

[PaulSecteur]

...When people start bringing bikes round for you to "look at" (Read Fix) and you do you best but after all it is a Sports direct special made of a special blend of lead and cheese with the forks on backwards.